i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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