just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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