i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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