Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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