If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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