getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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