Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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