The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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