Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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