i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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