But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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