my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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