Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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