After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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