Christians are straight up FREAKS
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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