I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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