Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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