i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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