his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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