: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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