he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
In other news, I just burned my penis
My breasts were aching with rage.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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