just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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