I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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