I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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