come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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