youre lurking in front of me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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