Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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