can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
