I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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