i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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