You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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