the new term for farting is butt boxing.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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