I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize