why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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