You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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