i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was confusing and full of hummus
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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