My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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