She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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