yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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