Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
it hurts more in the daytime
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
