Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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