Why are handjobs necessary in class?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm always down for nudity.
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