haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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