omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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