my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
please don't ironically join a cult
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