I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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