Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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