quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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