scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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