Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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