I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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