Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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