Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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