yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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