Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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