we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Randomize