Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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