Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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