Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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