I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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